Sunday, October 16, 2011

Tutorial: How To Look Like Everyone Else!

Hello dollies!

Today, I am doing a tutorial, to show you how to look like every other doll on Stardoll!

To start, choose an over-used hair, and highlight until you have run out of product!

(click on all images to enlarge)

Great! Now, you can start with your makeup!
For your eye makeup, choose the brightest white and darkest black eyeshadow you have. Pile the white on near the inner corner, and the black near the outer corner. Use Luxe if possible.

Remember, the higher up, and sloppier it looks, the better! Make sure to slather on some mascara and eyeliner as well.

For blush, use all the different kinds you own, and just pile it on until your doll looks like her skin-tone is more confused then Karen from Mean Girls.

Finally, choose a nude lip color for your lips, and slick on some lip-gloss. Don't use the free Maybelline lip-gloss, use the Luxe lip gloss, because even though they are essentially the same, we are too good for freebies.

Now for accessories;

Put on as many pair of fake lashes as you can, and don't forget, lip gloss is an accessory too! So double check you have the max amount of lip gloss applied!

Add on some strategically placed moles, and a gaudy, ridiculously expensive crown or tiara, and you are finished!

Here is the final product!

Thanks for reading, and remember, just say no to unique!

xoxo,

Lolababy90

(FYI: This was obviously a joke, and not meant to offend or insult anyone who uses these makeup or accessory items)


3 comments:

SDV \\ supa_star4real said...

LOL, "just say no to unique". I love you went with the sarcastic theme for your tutorial. I chuckled a little. Great job.

cia-lynn said...

I like the sarcastic view to your post. In furthur posts just try to stray from using text language (FYI< BTW etc.) it's just a little unprofessional but good job!

Sofi/Lulla96 said...

Haha! Hilarious post, my favorite entry so far! I agree with cia-lynn about the text talk. Other than that your writing is really entertaining.