Monday, October 17, 2011

How to become an instant elite!

Hey everyone!
Is it just me, or has there been a drastic reduction of elites this year?
Nicole [Tapstar321] has left, along with Kylie [Missricopenguin]and Jenny [Bubblyminty], Noelle [noelle.page] hasn't been seen in what seems like ETERNITY, and even Jack [freeduck_] seems to be selling his account!
[Of course, we dont  know whether this is a stunt or not, but we still shudder at the though of him being gone]

So, what to do?
We need new elites.
Just follow this quick, simple tutorial, and you'll be sure to have millions of tags of your username on blogs like,
Medoll Memories and Perez Hilton of Stardoll.

1. Act sweet.

Start off with a simple guestbook message to elites, complimenting them on their outfit, and telling them what an inspiration they are to you.
Gradually, have a nice conversation with them, and then beg and annoy them until they put you on
their best friend's list.
Good contacts will get your name out there.

2. Copy people's things

Whether it be something simple like someone's presentation, or something more complex
as to stealing someone's complete project idea, stealing something of their's will get you in the limelight.
Even if it's a worse version, someone will pick up on it and you're sure to get loads of attention.

3. Pull a Reece

By now, you may have a bit of a bad reputation in Dollywood, but take it one further by hacking someone, and stealing their rares.
But just hacking them wont do much good, you need to make sure that it gets leaked somehow. 
Tell a "friend", be careless in what you do, but just make sure it gets out that you 
hacked/ tried to hack somebody. It doesn't even need to be an elite, start small, and gradually begin to expand.

4. Just muck around
By now, you should be crowned stardoll's new Reece, so feel free to just pull some stunts here or there.
"Leave" stardoll once in a while, hack another elite, or start a new project.
Anything you do, will be sure to get gobbled up by blogs, and you'll stay in the spotlight for evermore.



Well, there you have it.
Just 4 steps in this fast tutorial to becoming an elite on stardoll!
I hope to see you on a hate post at PSG soon!

~Joanna xx

8 comments:

SDV \\ supa_star4real said...

Haha, funny. But next time use parenthesizes over brackets. But good job.

Cristina said...

Honestly, this tutorial is about doing bad things to other people. I hate it, no offense.

Lolababy90//Lola said...

A good idea to go with the sarcastic approach like I did, but it was not that really funny, it kind of just looked like you were pissed at Reese and were taking it out on him...

Joanna//juicy-much said...

Debbie~ Haha, sure! Thanks for reminding me!

Cr.12345~ It's meant to be written from a sarcastic point of view, I'm sorry if there has been any misunderstandings.

Lolababy90~ I mostly used Reece as an example, as he has just done some actions that suited the theme I was going to. And after everything he has done, I am sorta pissed at him, even if it didnt happen to me.

Anonymous said...

Oh :L
Sorry. I didn't get it. But then, it kinda seemed like you're upset at this "Reece"?

- Cr.12345

Joanna//juicy-much said...

Cr.12345~ yeah, although I don't know him that well personally, he's done alot of bad things, like stealing blogs and hacking people, so yeah.

Anonymous said...

Haha!

cia-lynn said...

I like your sarcastic view to it. Thanks for thinking outside the box by doing a different kind of tutorial, I like that.